1. thechronicleofshe:

    killbenedictcumberbatch:

    standupcomedyblog:

    John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

    THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

    I’m crying

    like literal tears.

    Usually when I say I’m crying on this website, I’m lying and its an emotional exaggeration

    but not this time

    this time, 

    its real

    (Source: timetoputonashow, via ahuttoftea)

     
     
  2.      No one before Bernini had managed to make marble so carnal. In his nimble hands it would flatter and stream, quiver and sweat. His figures weep and shout, their torses twist and run, and arch themselves in spasms of intense sensation. He could, like an alchemist, change one material into another - marble into trees, leaves, hair, and, of course, flesh.  
         -   Simon Schama’s Power of Art. Bernini

    (Source: cressus, via ahuttoftea)

     

  3. blackbirdrose:

    zerachin:

    theongreyjoy:

    that show you have every intention of watching and you are 100% confident that you’ll love but you refuse to watch right now because its not the right time.

    #THE STARS ARE NOT IN POSITION TO WATCH THIS SHOW

    image

    (via ahuttoftea)

     
  4. HOLD ME!

    <hyperventilates>

    (Source: deanogorman-daily)

     

  5. about me

    1. Where I’m from: Brisbane, Australia (but currently living in Canberra).
    2. Where I would like to live: somewhere isolated in New Zealand.
    3. Favourite food: Sweet things, fruit.
    4. Religion: Not applicable.
    5. Sexual orientation: Humans.
    6. Favourite book: The Solitude of Thomas Cave by Georgina Harding. Or anything by Stephen Jay Gould.
    7. Eye colour: Grey-blue.
    8. Favourite movie: The Piano.
    9. Favourite TV show: Tied between NBC's Hannibal and Orange is the New Black at the moment.
    10. Favourite day of the year: a good one.
    11. Favourite color: Blue.
    12. If I have any pets: No, but I adore dogs.
    13. Last movie I’ve watched: The Dark Knight Rises
    14. What’s my ringtone: Default iPhone ringtone.
    15. What my name means: "Nymph", "bright one", or "to elope".
    16. Favourite superhero: Magneto/Erik Lehnsherr or Dark Phoenix/Jean Grey
    Tagged #about me #me
     
  6. youknowyouwantsit:

    This is amazing

    (Source: misanthropicmessiah, via catcalls)

     
  7. lampfaced:

    tastefullyoffensive:

    Animals With Unusual Fur Markings [bp]

    Previously: Cats Sitting Like HumansBunnies Sticking Their Tongues Out

    That shiba inu’s legs [and ears] have been dyed so that it resembles a red fox. All the other animals, as far as I can tell, are naturally patterned though!

    (via overripejazz)

     
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  9. alcoholicgifts:

    cindermella:

    this is painfully accurate.

    lord

    (via pongoplease)

     
     
  10. (Source: aint-that-a-kick, via radhobo)

     
  11. (Source: chosen-undead)

     

  12. If Erik Lehnsherr doesn’t have a MacBook called Macneto, I will be sorely disappointed in the collective creativity of Marvel.

     

  13. wellmanicuredman:

    when i saw and heard chaoscontrolled123's wonderful post about the 600 years old butt song from hell i just knew that i had to bring the piece to life

    i present to you, the butt song from hell, with lyrics, so you can even sing along if you want:

    butt song from hell

    this is the butt song from hell

    we sing from our asses while burning in purgatory

    the butt song from hell

    the butt song from hell

    butts

     
  14. madehimsaycomfychairs:

    atelierevzimus:

    continueplease:

    konoto:

    whatthefawxblogs:

    dek-says-so:

    cute-bird-dad:

    cauda-pavonis:

    pronouncedlab-eth:

    lcheeseboy:

    I was volunteering at a booksale when I ran across this and just…

    Submitted to me by mrsrhettbutler

    uh…those arms…you’re all thinking that, right…?

    i feel like we’re all just kind of reblogging it in a circle and looking at each other uneasily like, waiting for someone to finally give in and yell it out in the reply chain

    ROBO-DILDO.

    you held out as long as you could, i’m sure.

    Dildobot

    Edward Dildo-arms

    DOMO ARIGATO FISTO ROBOTO

    I SPAT OUT MY WATER ON THE LAST COMMENT FUCK

    (via jenovacells)

     
  15. jedavu:

    Ink Drawings of Famous European Cities by Sunga Park

    (via feminerds)